i'm finding it difficult to so much as walk around in a giant eagle or kohl's without seeing radiohead's fake plastic trees video.

i can't tell you how exciting buying soy yogurt and hummus is for me.

i want my own apartment and a little bit of money.

i want to be vegan.

and i want to own a coffee house.

and i want my friends.

- now.

i can't believe how wasteful, egocentric, and unconcerned i've been all my life.

although columbus is wonderful and i wouldn't mind it in the least, i don't think i can say i'm settled on ohio state anymore. oregon, vermont or holland would be equally wonderful... and i keep losing reasons to stay in ohio.

i can't bring myself to drive to columbus without lani and josh.

but unless someone wants to claim my time tomorrow, i'm going to hocking hills, or pittsburgh, or something.

but i would be glad to stick around.

when people wonder how i can be so goddamn asexual, i'm going to tell them to contemplate how weird it would feel to kiss a member of their own sex (if they're straight), or of the opposite sex (if they're crooked), or, i guess, that fat hairy shirtless smelly guy over there (if they play both sides). that's how kissing anyone seems to me.

but intellectual intercourse is always in good taste, today is a beautiful day for holding hands and skipping, and i love everyone.

if you do not want to see me again, i would understand.