okay, boys, just because a girl buys you a cookie does not mean a girl wants to sleep with you.

or even date you.

especially if you're already dating a married woman.

and don't try to ask someone out by asking them to play an internet game with a chatroom.

especially if you get that worked up over the daredevil movie.

and just because a girl listens to your ramblings about comic books doesn't mean she's interested. or flirting. or giving you the green light. she's just a nice person.

and other boys in the room should not accuse such girls of being a tease.

and aside from all that, i've learned that i really prefer to flirt with gay guys.