louise (my boss): lauren, did you see the updated schedule?
me: i saw it yesterday -
louise: no, there's a new one.
inner monologue: then how, in the space of my paltry ten hours away from this place, did you expect me to see this new schedule?
louise: i've got you scheduled eight to seven wednesday. is that all right?
inner monologue: swah?
me: sure, no problem, i'll be glad to.

so this is my last day before i give up my life to corporate theme park hell. eleven- and thirteen-hour days will be the norm.

but considering the fact that i need $2000 to magically appear as if from nowhere, there's not much i can say about it.

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