i'm playing hearts on yahoo games, and my screenname there is fakeplasticmes.

player 1: do you have fake plastic boobs?
me: haha, yes, exactly.
player 1: how big are they?
me: they have to make me custom bras.
player 1: really? i didn't think there was anything bigger than 44DD. how big are they?
me: i can't really see my feet.

i got disconnected and rejoined.

me: sorry guys. my boobs accidentally hit the escape key.

it's dumb, but it amuses me.