Why do all the girls on my floor insist on flushing the toilets with their feet? I'm not saying the toilet handles are altogether kosher, but you're just gonna wash your hands in a minute anyway, right? Or aren't you?

Why when random people im me do they always turn out to be horny teenage boys? Why don't I ever randomly encounter, like, say, my soulmate? It's always:

Horny teenage boy: Hey.
Innocent li'l me: Hey.
HTB: a/s/l?
Me: 19/f/oh.
HTB: Can we talk about sex?
Me: *block*

I should really refer them to my roommate. She's that girl.

I really liked her but she's dead, and that really kinda blows