1. what kind of beer do you like? beer is gross.

2. favorite vegetable? cucumbers, beets, green peppers...

3. least favorite vegetable? i know mushrooms aren't vegetables, but close enough to make fun of here. (calling mushrooms a vegetable is kind of like calling the EPA an interest group... whoops!)

4. celebrity you'd most like to shag? mmm alan rickman :) gabriel byrne, colin firth, jeremy northam...

5. rain or snow? rain, because snow is gross! be spring now...

6. favorite tattoo style? i was actually starting to say i would consider getting a tattoo, but then i read about the bleeding and you have to get it touched up every ten years, so no thanks.

7. do you trust home pregnancy tests? never had a reason to think about this... i would trust it because they're very accurate, but obviously i'd go to the doctor pretty soon.

8. did hannibal make you puke? i loved silence of the lambs, but i purposefully avoided hannibal because i was sure i would puke.

9. favorite childhood story? the velveteen rabbit... i feel like crying just thinking about it. that wasn't supposed to be a happy ending, was it?

10. sunrise or sunset? sunset is prettier. sunrise is evil.

11. level Of education? i want to be in school forever... i'll have 8 doctorates before i feel like entering the workforce.

12. luxury hotel or camping? why? luxury hotel... i'm afraid of bugs.

13. favorite smells? baking bread - anything cooking, really. i used to love my kindergarten teacher's perfume, i always wanted to be the 'line leader' because they got to hold her hand, and i could smell her... yes, i've always been this weird.

14. ever touched a dead person/animal? i don't think i've ever touched a dead person but lauren, erin, ashley and i tried to save a dying bird earlier this year. we didn't succeed...

15. longest you can function without sleep? i need a good four hours a night, that's all :)

16. dream job? i have no idea. something i'd be happy doing, with a lot of travel, with minimal supervision or team work. i just want to live in dc and do something fun that pays practically nothing. (it's not that i want to be poor, but all the fun jobs pay practically nothing! :) i used to want to be a writer, so maybe i'll come back to that someday.

17. what are you bad at, that you would like to be good at? motivating myself to get my work done... or even started...

19. quickest you've been fired? i've never been fired. i quit. :)

20. middle name? marie. every girl in my family is marie.

21. pierce your nose or tongue? no way. i don't even have my ears pierced.

22. be serious or be funny? they both have their place. but i don't think i'm a very funny person, unless i'm talking to an actual funny person.

23. boxers or briefs? boxers, definitely.

24. whole or skim milk? 1%, my mommy says. i listen to my mommy. :)

25. single or taken? single, always. it's not even depressing anymore; just the way it is, baby.

26. simple or complicated? well, i make everything complicated, and then complain about it...

27. law or anarchy? big government baby.

28. flowers or angels? flowers.

29. grey or gray? grey - it seems even more of a depressing color spelled that way.

30. read or write? i love both but i never have the time nor the inspiration to write anymore.

31. which do you prefer? Hanging out with my friends or IMing them. both, really...

32. would you cut your arms off for the person you love? i think i'd rather die than physically cut my arm off. and why would i do this anyway? 'if you really love me, prove it. cut your arm off.'

33. m&m's or Skittles? i don't like either. actually, i don't really like candy... jr mints?

34. rap or rock? rock, but i like all kinds of music... i just define what is 'quality' heh.

35. stay up late or wake up late? stay up late, get up early. it's so sick.

36. tv or radio? 2200-song playlist.

37. is it pop or soda? POP! this isn't up for debate.

38. x or o in Tic-tac-toe? i always liked o... it seemed like the more feminine letter. again, yes, always been this weird.

39. blue or black? both! the only two colors i seem to wear...

40. eat an apple or an orange? orange.

41. what came first the chicken or the egg? the paramecium...

42. hot or Cold? i always say cold because you can put more clothes on but you can't always take more off... but i just want spring... :)

43. big towel or little towel? big and soft.

44. tall members of the opposite sex or short? taller than me.

45. sun or moon? moon - i'm allergic to the sun.

46. emerald or ruby? emerald. i want a silver-banded claddagh ring with an emerald in the center someday. it would look just like the one i have now, except it wouldn't rust.

47. left or right? left!!!!

48. ten acquaintances or one best friend? one best friend, but that's usually not the way to go, because i've done that before and it was a mess, depending on one person. ten close friends would be ideal...

50. high or drunk? neither.

51. green beans or carrots? mmm, i like both. i miss my mom's glazed carrots.

52. low fat or fat free? i don't pay attention to these things. whatever tastes good.

53. love or lust? you can have it both ways when it's love, but you can only have lust when it's lust.

54. chewable or non chewable vitamins? my mommy makes me take vitamins (and okay, i don't really listen to her on this one...) and i begged her to let me take flintstone kids vitamins! but i had to get grownup huge gross smelly ones...

55. kids or no kids? NO KIDS! ever!!

55a. cat or dog? cats rule; dogs drool. it's true.

56. half empty or half full? full is not as heavy as empty, not nearly, my love.

57. mustard or ketchup? mustard, catsup, mayo and relish. why do people think it's gross to eat catsup and mayonnaise together?

58. hard cover books or paper back books? doesn't really matter.

60. sandals or sneakers? i can't wait to wear my sandles again. mmmmspring...

61. wonder or amazement? i wonder what kind of weirdo wrote such an odd question.

62. red car or white car? mash told me i was going to drive a silver jeep... which i don't think exists.

63. happy and poor or sad and rich? i used to state defiantly that no one could be happy and poor. but now i think you can, because i plan to be. :)

64. singing or dancing? both, but only to be goofy.

65. corduroy or plaid? i love corduroy jackets.

66. purple or green? purple.

67. a year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship? a lifetime of friendship. since i'm resigned to that forever anyhow.

68. been kissed? no! argh... so pathetic.

69. eaten sushi? heaten..hehe. no, i'm afraid to.

70. eaten an entire box of oreos? no, but i'm not a big oreo fan. i could eat a box of triscuit.

71. been dumped? nope. cool, winning record! 0/0!

72. had someone be unfaithful to you? nope.

72a. done Drugs? why is this numbered along with the above question??

73. gotten in a car accident? my grandma used to tell the story of when we were driving in a blizzard and she started to go off the road and i hid my head in the book i was reading everytime i saw her. god, i miss my grandma.

74. watched the smurfs? it was only the greatest cartoon ever created!!

75. hiked a mountain? ha ha ha...no.

76. stayed home on a saturday night just because? yeah, that's pretty much every saturday night. ;)

77. Lace or satin underwear? cotton usually, but lace would just be uncomfortable.

78. blue or red? mix them together... purple! yay. right.

79. new or old? depends. i'm usually faithful to the old.

80. love at first sight? i don't believe in it. if it were to happen, i wouldn't trust it.

81. have you ever slept outside? yes, i have gone camping. but it won't ever happen again.

82. rose or daisy? i like both. daisies are happy.

83. private school or public school? k-12 public. college, private. i have very strong opinions on both...

84. history or science? history, my new minor. hehe...

85. english or math? english. by far.

86. do you like someone right now from the opposite sex? nope.

87. a slight crush on a certain guy? that is the same exact question.

88. what do you look for in a woman or man? intelligence, common interests, a good heart, funny, honest.

89. do you have a best friend? liberated from one.

90. who's your cutest friend? Lauren. <-- woo! this total stranger has good taste.

91. who do you e-mail the most? my dad or my sister. all my friends, i im.

91c. when was the last time you shit your pants? 6th grade. that was hell and not funny! okay a little funny...

92. have you ever attempted suicide? no. i'm much more afraid of death than anything i could go through in life.

93. would you consider yourself bipolar? yes, i think i am. i kid about it, but i think i might actually have a mild form of manic depression...

94. are you immature? who me? no, never...

95. are you in love? who, me? no. never.

96. do you believe in god? agnostic.

97. have you ever puked in public? yes i puked on my desk in first grade because evil miss beck wouldn't answer my raised hand!

98. do you know what tofu is? yes, i am afraid of it.

99. would you kill your mate or yourself first? maybe i'd cut off his arm...

100. have you ever thought you loved someone then when you lost them realized you hated them? well no, that's kind of an immature way of looking at it. i didn't hate them all along because i hate them now. anyway it's more like i loved them once, and don't feel anything at all anymore.

101. what do the numbers 420 remind you of? making a new course schedule.

102. have you ever thought your father was hot? ew. no. but i will admit my brother mel is a good-looking boy.

103. have you ever thought your mom was attractive? attractive is different than hot, first of all. but i'd sooner call my mom attractive than my dad... lol, i love you all!!

104. do you have a soul mate right now? do you have a soulmate at one point and not at another? i don't believe in them anymore, anyway.