there's a sign in the bathroom that says 'do you believe that all people are equal and deserve an equal opportunity? then you are a feminist.'

um... no.

but you might just be a raving liberal.

i figured out why my mom always leaves me in a bad mood. either we get into a fight, or we have a nice conversation. if it's the latter, i hang up homesick. you just can't win.

i really don't see anything wrong with leaving a half-eaten tuna sub on the floor all day. my roommate does, for some reason...

i'm taking this out of my profile, because it's not even true. i'm more over it than i thought i'd be - maybe more than i should be, maybe it just proves i'm a heartless bitch - but i'm not going to complain about a lack of negative emotions. anyway i'm just pasting it here because i think it's a good line: i'm still not sure i can imagine my life without him. maybe i'm just not creative enough.

(half of what i say is lies; just makes for a good line.)

weird thing about me. i like thoreau. no, i LOVE thoreau. but assign it to me for class, and i will do anything not to read thoreau. does that make sense?

i'm gonna go read my thoreau...

half of what i say is meaningless, but i say it just to reach you...