dhs cancelled class today! it's a gorgeous spring-like day! we ran out of there like goofy first graders on the last day of the school year. *happy snoopy dance*

and i stayed up until 3:30 am writing that evil paper why? see, when i finally get my act together, the world reminds me that it is far better to procrastinate and blow things off. it's not due until march 21 now, so that gives me another two weeks to procrastinate... :)

i wish i had something interesting to report, since this will most likely be my last entry until i get back from break. sadly, i think this three paragraph nothing is going to have to hold you for the week and a half you'll be deprived of that which is lauren. (can i say that? is that copyrighted to lani? well, she's my stomach, we share a brain, i guess it's okay.) aaaaaaaaah, i can't wait to see my family, and hopefully a few of my friends! and i really can't wait for dc!!!! i can't believe it's only a few days away. wow. so you can make it through my absence with the knowlege that when i return i will have the longest entry of crazy stories you ever did see. i know you can hardly contain your excitement.

my fingers really wanted me to type sexcitement there. but i said, 'no, fingers.' silly fingers.

actually... here ya go. this might take you a week to read. dear lord, this is the longest survey i've ever seen...

What time is it? 1:55 pm.

******the basics******

1. Full name: lauren marie

2. Birthday: october 30. i don't want it to ever come again, i'm getting too old...

3. Location: elsie newton 305

4. Where else have u lived: back home

5. School/mascot/colors: do we ever have someone dress up as a pioneer and do cheers and stuff? we really should. the tiger mascots at cfhs never wore their heads, it always made me mad.

6. Zodiac sign: scorpio

7. Shoe size: 7

8. Height: 5'4? i give up trying to have any idea.

9. Weight: last time i checked, and it was months ago, it was 110, and i hope it still is. 110 is still low for me, but i've been as low as 101 since i've been here... i scare my poor mother...

10. Pets: i see my kitties tomorrow! they won't remember me again and i'll be sad.

11. Siblings: steven's gonna yell at me because i still haven't made his cd...

12. Eye color: blue grey

13. Hair color: red... maybe i should color it while i'm home...

14. Hair lenth: make me stop cutting!! i want it to be long and pretty again like it was beginning of senior year. i don't think i'll ever get there.

15. Ever died ur hair?: every once in a while, it's really fun for me.

16. What color?: different shades of red. i always want to go lighter but it won't take, so i'll go crazy hilarious purple...

17. Grade: freshman in college

18. Are u good in school?: yeah, i just don't do my work like i should. i think i'll be better when i get back from break.

19. hobbies: my life revolves around the computer, if that counts

20. Nicknames: if you're going to be over 600 questions long, at least be a little original

21. What languages do you speak? dan: you speak three languages. casey: i speak four languages. dan: you speak spanish, french and german. casey: i dabble in a little english.

22. Do you play sports? hahaha... no.

23. Where were you born? akron. i'm jealous of my sister, gets to be born somwhere cool sounding like kalamazoo...

24. Are you a night or a morning person? i'm forced to be both. i work best in the afternoon though, which is when i end up doing most of my sleeping. oh i'm all messed up.

25. Are you ticklish? extremely. i hate being tickled. please don't use this information against me, i will throw up on you.

26. Do you believe in god? in a way.

27. Do you have any other screen names?: a butt ton of them.

28. What are they?: 'other,' as if you know my main one? well it's chicabotica, and the others are fakeplasticmes, qdaman13, gusgus82, gusgus1982, ingofuzz, moonlighter82 and supermaude. yeah i'm totally cracked.

29. Do you have braces?: no, never did, and my teeth aren't perfectly straight but i can live with them.

30. Do you have glasses/ contacts?: yes, i love my glasses.

!!!!!!getting personal!!!!!!

31. What do you want to be when you grow up? i don't wanna grow up. i want to do something fun, with lots of travel, in the world of politics. what? i have no idea.

32. What was the worst day of your life? umm... wow, i feel really spoiled. i can't think of anything bad enough to really mention. maybe when my grandma or grandfather died, but those weren't all-around horrible days...

33. What is your most embarrassing story? in first grade, i threw up on my desk, peed my pants, and my pants fell down. not all on the same day, though. :)

34. What has been the best day of your life? it's just as hard to pick out one really great one as one really bad one. the best days i remember are those spent with my best friends, whoever they may have been at the time, with my mom, in the marching band. lots of good stuff.

35. What comes first in your life? my friends.

36. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? no/no/'not really.'

37. What are you most scared of?: failing and letting people down.

38. If you had an extra set of eyes were would you put them? on the bottom of my feet. i think that would be an interesting perspective.. lol, strange question deserves a strange answer!

39. What do you usually think about before you go to bed? i usually write stories in my head, whether they involve someone else's characters, my own, or myself. i've done this forever, and i don't think i could ever stop. i always hope it'll take me an hour to fall asleep so i can think...

40. What do you regret the most?: i don't have real regrets, because everything i've done has brought me here, and i like where i am and who i am right now a lot. so i can't really wish i'd done anything different. i regret not telling certain people how much they meant to me, though.

41. If you could be anything without consequences, what would u be?: i don't think i really understand the question.

ohhh, and i removed the favorites + non favorites questions...

i hate answering those..

^ fine with me!

^^^^^^in the past 24 hours have you^^^^^^

152. Had a serious talk? no, because the whole past 24 hours were spent writing the dhs paper. thoreau and marx had a serious talk...

153. Hugged someone? yeppers, josh hugged me twice in the speech lab! you are so adorable, i love you, josh.

154. Fought with a friend? nope. i hate that.

155. Cried? nope.

156. Laughed? often.

157. Made someone laugh? umm.. maybe.

158. Bought something? no but i still need to go to cvs. gotta get my prescription refilled before i go home.

159. Cut your hair? heheh.. every hour of my life. please, take my scissors away from me...

160. Felt stupid? not really. i couldn't find the tape dr o needed but it wasn't my fault, and i did everything i could? hope that worked out.

161. talked to someone you love? yes, i've seen most of my friends today! :) and i called my mom last night so that too.

162. Missed someone? nope, everyone i care to miss i'll see tomorrow so i can't very well miss them now!

??????have you ever??????

163. Done drugs? nope.

164. Eaten an entire box of oreos? this question always seemed strange to me.

165. Been dumped? not really, unless you count a guy i dumped dumping me as a friend, and then there's the whole benjamin thing, i think we dumped each other about five times over the course of that last month? right but i've never actually dated anyone so i've gone on way too long on a question that in no way applies to me.

166. Had someone be unfaithful to you? nope.

167. Watched punky brewster? i used to love that show!

168. Hiked a mountain? no, definitely not my kind of thing.

169. Stayed home on saturday night, just because? most saturday nights.. do you need a reason to stay home, and not to leave?

170. Been in love? not in the romantic sense but i've exchanged the words.

171. Seen the white house? yes, twice, and soon again! yaaaaaaay......

172. Seen the eiffel tower? no, but oh i would love to!

173. Tried smoking? no. never.

174. Drank alcohol? i've had it, and i'm not a big fan.

175. Smoked marijuana? you already asked if i've done drugs...

176. Played monopoly? is there seriously a person who hasn't?

178. Seen titanic? you might give the same answer as the above to this question... but i actually haven't. and i have no intention of ever seeing it.

179. Kissed someone? no..

180. French kissed someone? no..

181. Lost your virginity? no..

182. Tried a weight loss program? lol, no!

183. Jumped on a trampoline? ryry had one in her backyard, good times.

184. Visited another country? canada! if that even counts, lol.

185. Colored in a coloring book(and had fun)? are you implying one would as likely *not* have fun coloring! i love to color! my mommy buys me coloring books when i'm sick still. i love my mommy.

186. Had a bubble bath? ever? yeah.

187. Been on a plane? yeah, marching band trips! man, i do miss that.

188. Been on a boat? a ferry to put-in-bay? bht that shouldn't count.

189. Been on a train? at an amusment park? yeah that doesn't either.

190. Been in a car accident? i want my grandma to tell me the story again...

191. Ridden an elephant? no but i've ridden a camel.

192. Made a web page? tons of them, in my time. i even got paid for one. i'm so talented... lol

193. Played with barbies? i used to love them, but my little ponies are better.

194. Stayed up all night? i've been doing the 6am thing too often, but haven't technically pulled an all-nighter here at college once. i did it twice in high school, and all the time at sleepovers...

195. Shoved stuff under your bed to make your room look clean? now, under my bed is actually more clean than the rest of the room. it's organized under there. how sad is that?

196. Broken a bone? nope

197. Called a physchic or sex hotline? one time at band camp! i'm so serious. the summer before 8th grade ellen and i went to the band camp at akron u and on our lunch hour we started randomly calling numbers that spelled out dirty things, just to see, and one worked without paying a quarter.. god, good times!! i loved middle school.

198. Watched jerry springer? i don't think i've ever actually sat through an entire episode. i can't stand it.

199. Gotten in trouble for talking in class? in first grade i was so bad i got that comment on my report card. in middle school, i usually couldn't control myself when i was sitting with my crazy friends, the gang... wow i really miss those guys.

200. Been afraid of the dark? yes, after i watched unsolved mysteries..

201. Been in the hospital(not visiting)? nope.

202. Had stitches? i fell down on a putt putt course when i was two or three and got stitches in my lip, and i tore them out as soon as i got home.

203. Dumped someone and regretted it? yeah, but i don't regret it anymore.

204. Went out with more than one person at a time? never even went out with one person at a time.

205. Lied? no. never. :)

206. Been arrested? pulled over by the cops twice, once after a tp raid when mike was a bad driver and a good liar, the other time this year...

207. Fallen asleep in class? i don't think i ever really fell asleep but i do that nodding off thing a lot in my morning classes.

208. Used food for something other than to eat? doesn't everyone throw cucumber pieces out of a straw? no, just me, then?

209. Met a celebrity? cameron mathison, i got the hunky pictures to prove it!!

210. Broken the law? not any important ones... :)

211. Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? you bet i have.

212. Hated yourself? i used to. i'm over that.

213. Been brokenhearted? yeah. over that too.

214. Broken someone’s heart? yes. i am a heartless bitch. but i'm quite sure everyone's happier now, so it's all good.

215. Wanted to kill someone? no, not seriously. i couldn't kill anyone, but i guess i have to say i've wanted someone to die. stepasshole deserves to die. i'm sorry, but he really does...

216. Fell off a chair?: hehe, that one seat in russell lounge is evil.

217. Lap danced? no... but i think i might as a joke :)

218. Been in a fist fight? with my little brother.. but that was more like a claw fight, from both sides....

219. Been in a cat fight? oh, right then, with my brother.

~~~~~~do you~~~~~~

220. Like to give hugs? yes! hugs are the best thing ever!

221. Like to walk in the rain? i don't mind it. makes my hair do crazy things, though.

222. Sleep with or without clothes on? with, i'd be too afraid of anyone coming in! i'm more comfortable with clothes anyway.

223. Prefer black or blue pens? i don't think i could ever take single-colored notes ever again. i have kreiner to thank for that. come to think of it, i have kreiner to thank for so many things... i should go visit her on monday.

224. Dress up on halloween? we should go trick-or-treating next year.

225. Have a job? a whole four hours a week in the speech lab.

226. Like to travel? i love it.

227. Like someone? do they know? 'not really' ... 'probably not'

228. Sleep on your side, tummy or back? side. i don't think i could sleep any other way if i tried.

229. Think your attractive? *you're*!!! how do you go through 12 years of school and not have that drilled into your head? ugh.. ugh.. what was the question?

230. Want to marry? who? i don't see myself getting married. not really... :)

231. Have a goldfish? i want a pet...

232. Ever have the falling dream? i don't think i ever have.

233. Have stuffed animals? i have them, a lot have incredible sentimental value... because of this, i feel like i should take my 'whole political ideology in a stuffed animal' off my bookbag, but i like it too much. he said before that it made him wonder if i didn't still care why i still kept that on my bookbag. in reality i am a heartless bitch.

234. Go on vacation? dc! dc! dc!

*~*~other~*~*

235. Do you belive in the horoscopes: no.

236. Do you like your handwriting: it's fine, whatever...

237. If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: i want to be someone like dhs, kreiner, or mrs ed... maybe i will someday, i hope...

238. What superhero would you be: catwoman, oh yes.

239. Do you have any piercings: nope.

240. Any tattoos: nope.

241. If so where: bite me.

242. If not, where and what do you want: you just assume i want one?

243. Are you picky: i'm a very easygoing person, but some things i guess i'm very picky about.

244. What makes you cry: i think i cry less than i used to just because i watch less tv.

245. What makes you mad: stupid people. my leadership class, for example.

246. What do you think of eminem: dumb.

247. Who do you admire: dhs, kreiner, mrs ed; my friends.

248. Do you like cartoons: not really. i hate cartoon network, some of those really bother me.

249. Do you believe in the devil: no

250. What is the one place you have to visit before you die: i want to go everywhere, are you kidding me? doesn't it make you sad, there's all this world out there and you'll never see most of it? i want to see it all...

251. What did you do today: woke up at 10:30, showered, went to work, went to class for five minutes, filled out this survey for a really long time...

252. Where do you work: comm lab.

253. Do you even have a job you lazy bum: like i said.but i am a lazy bum, make no mistake.

254. Are your 'rents lame: no i love them so much. i think they're very cool! i like to hang out with them as much as my friends, i really do...

255. Do you own a miniskirt: no.

256. Do you floss: not as often as i should.

257. What is the farthest your have traveled: san diego ca.

258. Who is a diva: no one of any consequence..

259. What kind of shampoo do you use: i got bath and bodyworks jasmine shampoo and conditioner for 'smas which is very enjoyable, but normally pantene.

260. What about conditioner: put the two questions together, you're dumb.

261. Do you use big words to sound smart: i use big words because i am smart.

262. When you get mad, do you swear a lot: sometimes. i usually swear when i'm being funny more..

263. Got milk: milk is so gross.

264. Do you have a magic 8 ball: no.

265. Name something that comes in threes: listen to this! you know how they say bad things come in threes? two of my mom's co-workers took off work in the same week because someone in their family died. my mom was talking to someone and half-joking said 'these things happen in threes.. i bet my mom will be next' and a second later the phone rang and she found out my grandmother had a stroke and they didn't expect her to make it. this is completely true, unless my mom is lying...

266. Ever worn black nail polish: no.

267. Do you have hairy arms: not especially.

268. How many sheets are on your bed: one sheet...

269. Whats under your bed: box with food and other random stuff

270. Do you have your own tv and vcr: not here at school but i do.

271. Do you believe in fate: no.

272. Do you see dead people: lol, no.

273. Are you a good speller: yes, spelling is my life! i am spelling bee champion!

274. What is your lucky charm: don't have one.

275. Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: why are you asking me dumb-assed questions? why am i still answering them?

276. Do you like little kids: not at all.

277. Are you talented: i'm probably good for something...

278. If so, how: umm?

279. Ever hugged a tree: it sounds like something i probably would have done...

280. Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: i so do! i'm cool. i even did it in canada when i couldn't make any sense of it.

281. Do you ever steal anything from hotels: i take the room card keys if they are interesting looking. i did it by accident once and then it was just fun..

282. Ever seen a ghost: no.

283. How about an alien: no.

284. Do you beleive in either of them: aliens, i just can't imagine all this universe and no life anywhere else. that's dumb.

%%%%what do you think about%%%%

285. Abortion: couldn't do it myself, but i believe in the option. i don't think the government has the right to legislate it when it becomes a moral issue.

286. Bill clinton: so what? i'd vote for him again.

287. Smoking: gross. my mom started a new pill and she thinks it's actually working. yay!

288. Eating disorders: i'm paranoid people think i have one.

289. Rap: not very interesting.

290. Jerry springer: really dumb, and sad how many people love it.

291. Suicide: scarier than anything i could go through.

292. South park: funny in small doses, but incredibly offensive and annoying...

293. Summer: too hot! i break out in hives and go blind. miss my friends. but fun, money, no work.

294. Tattoos: small ones with meaning are interesting, but i hate the motorcycle guy type

295. Peircing: piercing.

296. Make-up: i don't like myself without it, but shouldn't wear too much of it. as i was typing this, sheryl crow sang to me 'i woke up this morning with my makeup on.' that always freaks me out a little.

297. Drinking: we have so much more fun than the drinkers.

298. Guys: make good friends, brothers and fathers, but i'm not so sure about anything else.

299. Girls: are usually cool when they're not pretending.

i can't believe the girl i got this survey from didn't delete the what do you think when you hear this name: section. ugh! i will.

*~*~your friends~*~*

333. Friends: i couldn't live without them.

334. Best friend: i consider all my close friends here my best friend. at home, it's becky and misti.

335. Spend most time with: lani, josh, cheryl, shawn. i'm looking forward to working with jess this summer.

336. Best house: i have the biggest dorm room :) i like rose's house.

337. Funniest: god, everyone cracks me up.

338. Smartest: in our respective areas, i think we're all really really smart...

339. Hottest: josh for sure! hehe :) brian back home - how could you not be smitten?

340. Strongest: shawn opened that window, i was impressed. lauren opens lids for me.

342. Knows you the best: becky.

343. Most outgoing: josh; none of us at home, really! :)

344. Most shy: all of us at home, i think we're really hilarious when we try to do something...

345. Always negative: josh, stop being so hard on yourself!! becky's pretty negative sometimes.

346. Which one let the dogs out: i have to let the dogs out at becky's house sometimes...

347. Most trustworthy: i would trust you guys that read this - lani, josh, cheryl - with anything. becky too. misti can't keep a secret, but i trust her anyway :)

348. Most fun to be with: all my friends, we always have tons of fun...

349. Biggest flirt: hmm... let's give this some thought... my roommate?

350. Best dressed: we're all big clotheshorses. hehe... :)

351. Best eyes: michael lawrence has the prettiest eyes...

352. Most depressed: becky, often

353. One to gossip with: we do our share of gossipping, don't we?

354. Sweetest: lani i know you like to insist you're not as sweet as most people think, but you're still very sweet! :) and karla frickin' lee

355. Who has the best room: lani, cheryl, megan and i do ohhhhhhh yeah!!!

356. Who follows you: hahaha....

357. Who do you follow: i am a follower, lol

358. Who do you pretend to like but cant stand: my roommate? there's an apostrophe in can't...

359. Do you make friends easily: not usually. i'm so glad i found you guys, love you so much!

360. Are you intimidated by any of your friends: rosie has a scary side.. :)

361. If u were stranded on a desert island then who, out of your friends, would u want to be there with u: i'd rather be there alone honestly, because if i was stuck with one other person for that length of time i'd end up hating them.

362. Who do u think would help u the most if u were in trouble: please stop with the 'u'! i really believe everyone would be right there for me if i needed them in any way.

363. Who do u think would risk their life to save yours: i certainly wouldn't expect anyone to put their life on the line for me!

364. Who is the most popular: josh probably knows the most people around campus. high school, we pretty much kept to our group.

365. Who is the most unpopular: nahhh

366. Who do u want to go to college with: everyone i'm in college with!

367. Who do u wish could be part of your family: i wouldn't wish my family upon any of you.

368. Who is the biggest junk food junkie: is anyone not a junk food junkie?

369. Who would do anything for 1 million bucks: ryan fay.

370. Who do u think has the nicest siblings: i love mike's younger sibs 'cause they look just like him; i like jess' sister; rose's sisters are fun to make fun of; karla's brother suddenly turned into a cool guy.

371. Who do u think has the nicest mom: rose's mom is awesome, and ryan's is hilarious. she thought i was a senior when i was a freshman, thought i played percussion, the sucker store, ohhhhh my god that woman is so gullible and adorable, i really love her. jess' mom took care of me the night i started the pill, which had some bad side-effects. man, cool moms to the max.

372. Who do u think has the nicest dad: weird, i hardly ever see any of my friends' dads. i was always afraid to call jess because her dad scared me, though... lol

373. Who do you have the most inside jokes with: my friendships are practically defined by inside jokes...

definitely deleting the do you spell it megan or meghan section ugh!!

the sad thing is, two of the questions in the section were there/their and to/too/two... that's not a preference, they're actual different words!!! people drive me nuts.

&&&&this or that&&&&

396. Pierced nose or tongue? no.

397. Be serious or funny? i like being funny while talking about serious things...

398. Single or taken? i'd like to see how it would be to be taken for a while...

399. Simple or complicated? i insist on making things complicated so i must prefer it...

400. Law or anarchy? law.

401. Mtv or vh1? i don't watch tv. mtv.

402. 7th haven or dawson’s creek? dawson's creek; 7th heaven is the most frustratingly inane show i've ever seen, just try to sit through one act...

403. Sugar or salt? pepper.

404. Silver or gold? silver.

405. Tongue or belly button ring? no.

406. Chocolate or flowers? andes mints?

407. Angels or miracles? no.

408. Color or black-and-white photos? color.

409. Sunrise or sunset? sunset, prettier.

410. M&m’s or skittles? m&ms.

411. Rap or rock? rock. alternafolk!

412. Stay up late or sleep in? why not both?

413. Tv or radio? radio.

414. Hot or cold? cold.

i can't take this anymore. delete...

435. Sneakers or sandals? wore sandals today! yaaaaay!

<333*~*~love life~*~* <333

445. Do you have a crush: not really i tell you!

446. Whats his or her name: no.

447. How old are they: nope.

448. How long have you liked him or her: sod off.

449. If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: alan rickman.

450. If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: this is dumb.

451. What is the biggest turn off: big bulging gross muscles.

452. What is the biggest turn on: intelligence. (like knowing the difference between your and you're, that's a requirement)

453. Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: dumper

454. Do you think there is a person for everyone: not pre-ordained or anything

455. If yes, do you know who yours is: nope

456. Where is the best place to be kissed: well i could speculate

457. Where is the most romantic place to take a date: i want to get out of the car and dance to the oldies at a drive-in movie.

458. Do you believe in love at first sight: attraction, but love takes more time than that, i'm sorry.

459. Have you ever been in love: sort of... no.

460. What do you think love is: i'll know it when i see it.

470. Do you have a b/f or g/f: no.

471. Do you want one: i wouldn't complain.

472. How long have you been together: no.

473. What do you like about your crush or b/f, g/f: him.

474. When was your first kiss: i'll let you know.

<3* 4 girls only!!*<3

475. What do you look for in a guy? you've already asked me.

476. Tough or hardcore guys? no.

477. Sweet or innocent guy? yes please.

478. Smart or athletic guys? smart. the first two seemed the same, this seems opposite, i'm so confused...

488. Favorite cologne on a guy? i don't know...

489. Best gift a guy could give? what?

490. Flowers. . . Sweet or wasteful? kind of both..

491. Sweetest guy you know? the guys who are my friends except for joel :)

deleting for guys only...

~*~*~past~*~*~

501. First grade teacher's name: miss beck. stupid bitch.

502. Last word you said: i don't remember, that was some time ago. no, it was "in," as in "come in."

503. Last song you sang: 'love song for no one' john mayer

504. Last meal you ate: chicken nuggets and cheese sticks, if that can be considered a meal...

505. Favorite childhood cartoon: smurfs, thunder cats

506. What did you hate most about skool: oh my god don't do that ever again.

507. Last person you flipped off: i'm sure it happened yesterday, but i don't know who

508. Last song stuck in your head: andrew made everyone get 'flagpole sitta' stuck in their head this morning! evil boy...

509. What line/verse: all of it, but 'they cut off my legs and now i'm an amputee goddamn you' is a favorite.

510. Last time you were burned: physically or emotionally? never?/november

511. How: pretty much covered it in my diary archives.

512. Last time you bled: probably not long ago but too insignificant to matter.

513. Favorite game show as a child: that no whammy no whammy stop one.

*~*~present~*~*

514. What's in your cd player: bonnie rideout, josh i'll get that back to you tomorrow before we leave!

515. What color sox are you wearing: barefoot yay!

516. What's under your bed: we covered this? or is this deja vu?

517. What's the weather like: waaaaaaaaaaarm!!

519. What time did you wake up today: 10:30

520. Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: well i woke up at 10:00, and went back to sleep, and woke back up at 10:10, and i was surprised more time hadn't passed, if that's worth telling you. of course it isn't. you're not actually still reading this, are you???

*~*~future~*~*

521. Who do you want to marry: ??

522. Are you going to college: i'm here.

523. If so, how long do you want to go: for the rest of my life.

524. Where do you want to go: i love mc, georgetown would be nice for grad school...

525. What is your career going to be: i don't want one.

526. Where are you going to live: dc.

257. How many kids do you want: none!

528. Kids names girls: rah

529. Kids names boys: rah

530. Where do you want your honeymoon: ireland

531. What kind of car will you have: i really don't care...

532. What kind of house will you have: i want an apartment forever... house is too grownup like...

533. Do you like this survey? it's far from over.

534. Is this one of the best surveys you’ve ever taken? i wouldn't say so no. i'm like, a survey connoisseur or something. lol.......

535. How about the most unique? definitely not.

536. Have you gotten most of these questions on another survey? most.

537. Do you like to answer questions? yes...

538. Are you getting annoyed with this survey? um, a little, to be honest.

539. If you are, are you gonna delete questions off of the bottom cuz ur bored? if they get really inane like the ones up top.

540. Whats your favorite kind of tree? birchwood, that's the street i grew up on anyway.

541. When you look at a person with lime green tights on, whats the first thing that comes to your head? i want those...

whats the first thing that comes to your head when you hear/see:::

deleting the dumb ones

544. A guy with long hair: ross

565. Someone shout out “i’m eating peanuts!!!”: ryan fay?

566. Someone shout out “i have to pee!!”: karla?

567. Someone shout out “whats the answer?!”: miss campbell, mmmk?

571. What do you think of the questions they make you answer at the doctors office?: i don't see why i have to do this every time...

572. Do you like the number 10? what color is it first?

573. What about 5? blue?

574. Are you getting really bored now? i just woke up from a nap, i've had a break from you, we're fine now.

575. Are you annoyed? since you had to ask...

576. How many questions do you think this survey should have? i think 576 sounds about right.

579. What are your last words? ohh no! we suck again!

580. Thats nice, the survey yeah huh?

581. Do you have to pay bills? not right now, my dad's paying my credit card and mel's paying my phone since he's in my room, but soon i'll have car payment and insurance..

582. Do you want to pay bills? yes i love to give my money away.

583. How do you think your parents feel when they have to pay bills? i'm sure they love being dead poor too.

584. Do you do your own laundry? yes, as little as i can. when i run out of underwear i know it's time to do laundry. so buy me lots of underwear.

585. Do you clean all the bathrooms in your house? all the bathrooms, for some reason that made me laugh. aaall the bathrooms...

586. How many bathrooms are in your house? one. hehehe....

587. How many tv’s are in your house? wow, um... seven! two aren't being used right now but still!

588. How many phones are in your house? four.

589. How many tables are in your cafeteria? i'll count at dinner.

590. How many beds are in your house? three actual beds, a mattress, a couch, and a pull-out couch.

591. How many couches are in your house? two but one is always a bed.

592. What are you thinking about right now? dumb ass questions that are trying to make me get up and count <-- i giggle.

593. how many desks are in your math class? i hate my math class.

594. Do you get a lot of math homework? the weekly assignments take at least three hours to do if i can figure them out at all.

595. Do you hang out with your friends a lot? college rocks so hard, i live with my friends. that just occurred to me - how cool is that?

596. Are you getting sick of this survey? a little, i must confess.

597. Have you seen clueless? no but i want to, i think it might actually be funny

598. What are your opinions of that movie? lalala

599. Did you think when you first started watching it that cher and josh were gonna get hooked up? um..

600. Did you think that christian was gay? wow please stop talking about clueless.

601. I did. If you didn’t, do you think you’re a tard? oh my god shut up.

602. If you had to pick a religion to be, what would you be? i wish there was no religion.

603. What are you thinking about right now? how as much as i hate this survey right now, i could be doing leadership or poli sci, so i'm strangely grateful.

604. What is your favorite store in the mall nearest you? waldenbooks

605. How long does it take to get to the mall nearest you? ten minutes. i'm thinking of the mall at home...

606. What is the mall called? summit mall.

607. Do they have a store called belk’s or filenes? no. oh you're a tard! rrrrr...

608. How about a major sports store? what constitutes a major sports store? or a minor one?

609. Is there a pet shop? yes, they make me sad.

610. Whats your all time favorite font? augie.

611. What do you like better, lap tops or computers? computers.

612. Spaghetti or ziti? i forget what ziti is. i like angel hair and fettucine..

613. Macaroni w/cheeze or w/sauce? cheese

614. Paintings or photos? photos

615. Stripes or solids? if i get anything in the hole i'm ecstatic!

616. Basements or attics? no.

617. Do you like crushes because of their looks or personality? personality.

618. Life or no life? no life all the way!!

619. Individual or just like everyone else? whoever you are...

620. Loud or quiet? depends

621. Shy or rambunctious? that's just about the same question...

622. Refrigerator or freezer? fridge

623. Carpet or tile? hardwood

624. Marble or wood? wood

625. Plaid or stripes? plaid

626. Stripes or dots? stripes

627. Dots or lines? lines

628. Now what time is it? 6:44... i went to izzys and took a nap in between filling out this survey, but it still took way too long.

629. Monopoly or life? these are probably just about my two least favorite board games ever.

630. Uno or skip-bo? uno

631. Beauty and the beast or aladdin? beauty and beast is my favorite disney movie

632. Toy story 1 or toy story 2? both are fab

633. Armageddon or deep impact? armageddon - i've never seen the other, and i'm really dumb, but it makes me cry...

634. You’ve got mail or ever after? both but you've got mail.

635. Sound of muzick or my fair lady? haven't seen either and don't do that!!!

636. Bsb or n*sync? god neither

637. Dawn or sunny? dawn

638. Light or dark? light

639. Top or bottom? depends

640. Higher or lower? suck it trebek!

641. Left or right? suck it long and hard...

642. Big or small? just the way your mother likes it!

643. Dad or mom? love them both dearly.

644. Sitcoms or movies? movies.

645. Tv movies or real movies? real.

646. Scanner or xerox machines? i wish i still had a scanner! the funny random things i would put on this diary...

647. Church or mass? neither!

648. Boat or canoe? stupid dragging canoes across inch deep water...

649. Ocean or lake? lake

650. Are you sick of this survey yet? i really am.

651. A lot? maybe if you could spell

652. More than you were b4 or the same? exponentially more

653. Do you want me to stop now? that would be appreciated.

654. Are you sure? very.

655. Okay, do you have any final thoughts? i don't remember the rest of it but you're mother's a whore!

656. Do you have more younger friends or older friends? younger, i am so ooooold! there's about ten years difference between 18 and 19, don't you think?

657. Look!! it's question 657!! at least you can count!

658. Is this one of the longest surveys you’ve taken? without a doubt, the longest.

659. Is it the longest? like i said.

660. Is it interesting? not very.

661. Would you ever like someone 3 years younger than you? not now but by the time i'm 30 that's not a big difference.

662. When you like someone, do you tell them right away? i don't tell them ever.

663. Do you wait for signs? yes, and many many other things.

664. Whats your favorite letter of the alphabet? q

665. Do you think that z is a cool letter? it's fine with me.

667. So, do you have any final words? i want to maaaaaaaaaarry you! isn't that what you want too?

668. What time is it now? 6:52, can i go back to bed now?