all i really want out of life is to be wooed by colin firth..

i want a mr. darcy.. any mr. darcy will do..

so i watched bridget jones' diary tonight, and realized the real dangers of keeping a diary - and you have to think an online diary is about 100 times more dangerous. you could nearly lose your colin firth over a diary! but of course your colin firth would understand...

i would totally run out in the snow in my skimpy panties for him.

you remember that episode of friends where they all made a list of five celebrities they're allowed to sleep with? (everyone has every episode of friends memorized, right?) so here are mine...

1. alan rickman
2. colin firth
3. gabriel byrne
4. richard schiff
5. jeremy northam

yep, that's all i had to say...

no more forming romantic attachments to emotional fuck-wits!

everyone knows diaries are just full of crap.
Bridget Jones' Diary